Being the Queen of Cooking — by Smoke Detector

Okay, okay, this isn’t my kitchen. :-) Gotta love the name, though, right? author pic

What does that title indicate about my culinary talents?

In my highly imaginative brain, I’m a creative, elegant cook successfully whipping up new recipes on a whim. Gorgeous dishes are served with an artistic flourish, the flavors indescribably sublime. Dinner guests weep as they depart, my enticing desserts still shocking and delighting their…